Monday, July 15, 2013

3 months DOES make a difference!



3 months DOES make a difference!
March 1, 2013
6 weeks post baby number 3
Digits
Weight: 206 (holy Toledo.)
Chest: 43  (I’m not really tracking this because it will go up and down all day long depending on how hungry the babe is…though it could be fun to see just how HUGE my tatas can get in a day)
Waist: 46….that’s just short of 4 feet folks. 
Hips: 48.5 whoooooooaaaa Bessy…
Thigh: 28
Arm: 14
Neck: 14

Thoughts about this picture:
1. Mer.
2. This body grew and birthed 3 babies NATURALLY.  She must be one bad ass m-effer.
3. You would think I produce milk by the gallon.

June 1, 2013
Weight: 192
Chest: 42 (-1)
Waist: 40 (-6 holy shit 6 inches!?~~?~?!!!)
Hips: 46 (-2)
Thigh: 25 (-3)
Arm: 13 (-1 that’s what pushing Max’s ass when running works the most! I swear my arms get tired before anything else!)
Neck: 13 (-1 I had fat on my neck say whaaaaaaa?)
That’s a GRAND TOTAL OF 13 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thoughts about this picture:
1. Clearly I was not wearing a bra. Don’t come to my house after 8pm and expect anything different.
2. Love my stretch marks. They’re bad ass. 
3. There’s abs in there somewhere!!!!!!! I can see a hint of them!!!
4. My face. I’m smiling. Because I’m doing this. I’m really effing doing this.
There it is folks. The laundry has been aired. There is no where to go but down.  Down in weight. Down in inches. Down like the frickin Titanic.

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